HOME REMEDIES
- If you are choking
on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
- Clumsy? Avoid
cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
them while you chop away.
- Avoid arguments
with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
- High blood pressure
sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure
in your veins.
- A mouse trap,
placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and
going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
- If you have
a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
- Have a bad
tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth
ache.
- Sometimes we
Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are...You need only two
tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If
it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
- Everyone seems
normal until you get to know them.
- Never pass up
an opportunity to pee.
- If You Woke
up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!
- And Finally.
Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going
to need them to empty your bedpan.
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