Globalization Defined
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English princess
with an Egyptian
boyfriend
crashes in a French
tunnel,
driving a German
car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely
by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by
an American doctor,
using Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to
you by an American,
using Bill Gate's
technology,
and you're probably
reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese
chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi
workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian
longshoremen,
and trucked to you
by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization.
Cheers!
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Submitted by Gregory Brown
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