Ghetto Office
You know your office is ghetto when...
1. The vending machine sells Kool-Aid and sugar in Ziploc bags.
2. Plastic Runners lead to every office.
3. Company cars have ragtops and rims.
4. The Logo is in graffiti.
5. The hold music is Shaft.
6. You're pulling six figures, and they pay you in cash.
7. The President wears leather suits and silk shirts.
8. The secretary wears one sponge roller 9. The office hours are 10-4 Wed thru Friday. Maybe.
10. There's a corporate account at Motel 6.
11. Somebody got shanked in a meeting.
12. Company ID photo is taken in a wicker chair.
13. Waiting room magazines are Right On, Jet, and Black Hair.
14. When your work voicemail plays "Computer Love".
15. Dental coverage reimburses for Gold fronts.
16. Payroll clerk carries petty cash in her Bra.
17. Plastic covers on lobby furniture.
18. Boss has a pimp cane.
19. Stationary got another company's name scratched off.
20. Instead of Johnson and Associates its Johnson & Nem.
21. Incense in the bathroom.
22. They let you off early when the new Jordan's are released.
23. Your Co-Workers barbecue on the fire escape.
24. Your VP has gotta be home by 2pm, because he's on house arrest.
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