How to Get a New Name
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break-up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST name to determine your new firstname:
a = poopsie n =
zippy
b = lumpy o = goober
c = buttercup p = doofus
d = gidget q = slimy
e = crusty r = loopy
f = greasy s = snotty
g = fluffy t = tulefel
h = cheeseball u = dorkey
i = chim-chim v = squeezit
j = stinky w = oprah
k = flunky x = skipper
l = booger y = dinky
m = pinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the SECOND letter of your LAST name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = diaper n =
rhino
b = toilet o = bubble
c = giggle p = hamster
d = burger q = toad
e = girdle r = gizzard
f = barf s = pizza
g = lizard t = gerbil
h = waffle u = chicken
i = cootie v = pickle
j = monkey w = chuckle
k = potty x = tofu
l = liver y = gorilla
m = banana z = stinker
Use the FOURTH letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head n = chunks
b = mouth o = hiney
c = face p = biscuits
d = nose q = toes
e = tush r = buns
f = breath s = fanny
g = pants t = sniffer
h = shorts u = sprinkles
i = lips v = kisser
j = honker w = squirt
k = butt x = humperdinck
l = brain y = brains
m = tushie z = juice
Thus, for example: George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Now when you FORWARD THIS...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
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