Two Nuns
Two nuns went out
of their convent to sell cookies.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical and the other one was known as
Sister Logical.
It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
half- hour?
Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most. What can we do?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
Sister Mathematical: It's not working.
Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.
Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about what had happened
to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrived, breathless and flushed.
Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me.
Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
Sister Mathematical: And?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?
Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
much faster than a man with his pants down........
(And you thought it would be dirty joke!!!!! Shame on you!!!)
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